Flawrus

A flawless walrus. The most perfect of it's kind. It's only found in the natures of the most flawless places. It can only mate flawlessly with other flawless walruses, and when they mate, their offspring is even more flawless than their parents.

Oh my goodness, did you see that Walrus over there on that perfectly shaped ice chunk? It's so flawless its flawrus

by Flawrus! December 10, 2016

Floor Kisser

A Floor Kisser is someone who can not stop themselves from jumping on the floor in a multiple stories apartment.

Or

A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.

That Floor Kisser lads are causing havoc again last night!

Your ex-girlfriend was a Floor Kisser?

by FishHitTheFan April 20, 2017

Floor Donkey

A person crawling around on a dirty floor looking for a lost item.

Kat is clawing on the filth floor looking for a lost battery. That bitch is such a floor donkey!

by BEV April 20, 2017

floorkiss

1) When some moron/idiot/other stupid person forgot to:
a. Tie their shoes
b. look where they're walking
c. Not watch out for their friend's foot
and smashes their face into the ground, causing their lips to bleed.

2) When a girl trips on nothing

1) Oh my god, you should have seen it. Charley was walking up the stairs and did a massive floorkiss.
2) "Nice floorkiss, Chelsea!"

by An Incredibly Terrible Person October 3, 2017

Floorgie

When you are at university and you have an orgy with everyone on your floor.

"Man, everyone is hot as fuck on my floor in residence, we should all fuck and have a floorgie."

by fuckmedaddy69420pineappleweed October 8, 2017

Floor

It’s the stuff you fucking walk on everyday ...... unless you live in Africa where they have dirt instead

I walk on the fucking floor every day

by Kay71376 December 30, 2017

Floor Ramen

The act of eating Ramen in a bowl on the floor because one does not care about staining their shitty college carpet but they do care about wrecking the duvet they did not have to purchase because its going to have to last for more than a few years and mom and dad are getting WAY less generous....

"Welp its a Tuesday time for some floor ramen. Don't want to stain that duvet no sir."
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"

by No stain all the gain #jesus February 6, 2018