Flampy

Other uses: Flamp Dick,

Def: A halfway erected penis that appears slightly bigger than its regular state. Typically happens when an guy, who is insecure about his penis size, exposes his junk to others in a way to make it bigger, yet not showing a full erection. In other words, cat fish dick.

1. “Brittney, your ex boyfriend Kyle sent me a dick pic. Is he really packing”
“Lmao no bitch! His dick is so small. That’s a flamp dick. Don’t be fooled, sis”
2. No one:

Me: What you call a dick that’s not hard but bigger than it’s natural state when a guy is aroused? A flampy.

by SensitiveVillain July 4, 2019

Flappable

Something which can flap.

Cards are flappable.

by pooksters July 19, 2019

Flapjacked

For a male to place his testicles on another person would be called " teabagged". Being" FLAPJACKED" would be a female placing her vaginal lips on another person.

Oh my god I passed out last night and one of my girlfriends "flapjacked " me while I was asleep.!

by Christo357_1369 September 11, 2019

Flaky pie crust

Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems

Yo she a flaky pie crust

by Whitepickuptruck November 27, 2019

Flap flicking

The act of flicking external labia during foreplay. When done correctly it will increase blood flow to the labia and clitoris, causing a more intense and pleasurable sensation.

Flap flicking is often requested during oral sex.

Trudi: Had the best sex with Greg last night; I love it when he gets things started with a good flap flicking. When I'm feeling like a naughty girl, I love asking him to flick my flaps.

by SexySmartandSweet December 3, 2019

flappa dappa ding dong

A place where you eat irons and do randoms thing and be stupid!

I an flappa dappa ding dong!

by Sxxxxxxa123 December 4, 2019

Flap a tit

The act of putting your foot between a woman’s breasts and juggling the breasts to excite a response.

Me and the missus started off the other night in bed with flap a tit.

by Roganthebogan December 24, 2019