The diminishment of a conversation to shorter and shorter sentences on facebook. Usually the conversation is between two people who, over the course of the exchange, realize they have little to say to each other.
After I noticed our convo turning into a facebook taper, I realized I probably shouldn't have added my 8th grade lab partner.
by jahscii November 4, 2009
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thus, you are left with "blue balls" because you thought you could get some Chat on and you're left wanting a conversation
thus, you are left with "blue balls" because you thought you could get some Chat on and you're left wanting a conversation
by BallsyAndBlue December 7, 2010
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The compulsive need for guys and girls to write all over their girlfriends/boyfriends' Facebook walls, as if they don't realize that everybody else will have to see it and honestly most people don't care!
Wall writing my include, but is not limited to:
I love you :)
Babe, I miss you soooooo much!
When next am I seeing you?
I'm so sad cuz you're not here :(
etc. etc. etc.
Wall writing my include, but is not limited to:
I love you :)
Babe, I miss you soooooo much!
When next am I seeing you?
I'm so sad cuz you're not here :(
etc. etc. etc.
Friend 1: Did you see that Jenny and Tom are "in a relationship" on Facebook?
Friend 2: How could I not notice. They've been together for 2 seconds and the Facebook PDA is all over my News Feed.
Friend 2: How could I not notice. They've been together for 2 seconds and the Facebook PDA is all over my News Feed.
by Ellarina January 2, 2011
Get the Facebook PDA mug.An endless, and often boring list of comments made by a number of friends over a number of days, often resulting in posts over 50 times the average quota of a Facebook post that invariably veer miles away from the initial postee's post.
Pete: Had the best night eva with Sammy D and co - yeah man, you guy's fucking rock!
(100 posts later ...)
Eddie: I think elephants really have amaaaaaaaaaazing memories and shit. And wtf is with the Facebook Commentathon dude?
(100 posts later ...)
Eddie: I think elephants really have amaaaaaaaaaazing memories and shit. And wtf is with the Facebook Commentathon dude?
by Bally in the Bellfry February 26, 2011
Get the Facebook Commentathon mug.After being sickened by the masses' predictable reaction to events, addictively engrossed in endless links, photos and comments posted by others or just burned in a bad exchange, deciding to take a break from Facebook.
You get in a heated Facebook comment war with relatives about whether Osama Bin Laden's killing was justified or not, because you posted something suggesting that it was or was not. In reality, you'd rather just have your relatives be relatives, not political sparring partners. But since Facebook makes everything you post immediately available to your relatives, you are now in a comment war. Thus, you throw up your hands and go on a Facebook Vacation.
by amphibiant June 1, 2011
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Guess who I found on Facebook? Tom... we talk all the time! I am so on a Facebook Diet, so I look hot when we meet up!
by KGYS December 11, 2011
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Person 2: Jack's a ipod facebooker, that's why.
Person 2: Jack's a ipod facebooker, that's why.
by notoriouskimmerz June 23, 2009
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