Humpty Dumpty

When you are intoxicated to the point that while taking a dump, you actually lose balance and fall off onto the floor.

"Damn man, i was so fucked up friday that i woke up in the morning with a tampon stuck up my ass."

"Dude thats nothing, im STILL cleaning up from where i ended up pulling a humpty dumpty before i even got it all out of me."

by Skat Daddy December 7, 2009

sperm dumpster

A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly. No one wants them for anything else but sex and people just dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.

Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"

by waKtheSak September 10, 2008

dumpster traffic

A line up to a dumpster.

Busy dumpster diving hours, creating dumpster traffic.

"Ah man, this dumpster always as has a hold up! Bad dumpster traffic."

by throw January 26, 2008

dumbitity

A state of inane circumstance similar to stupidity but without as much sophistication and urbanity.

The dumbitity in American politics is worse than a Hanna Barbera cartoon.stupid

by brianfest January 13, 2010

dumpster wound

A skeezy girl's vagina.

I'm afraid I contracted syphilis from partaking in Sheila's dumpster wound.

by Charlotte Bronte the II February 23, 2011

Dumpster Biscuit

A used condom behind or near a dumpster.

"Ew, a dumpster biscuit, what kind of a gross derelict would **** something behind a dumpster."

by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010

Dumptube

A code word called out to alert other males that there is a hot female around. The general idea being that the subject female not know she is the subject. Can be associated with the term gutter slut.

Male A: *calls out* "dumptube"

Male B: *calls back* "checking"

All males in the vicinity are on alert to find this supposed hottie. If it is indeed a false alarm. "Party foul" should be callled.

by _madman X_ March 25, 2011