Pity Dump

The act of, "dumping" your saddening feelings to others, causing you to feel like it was worthless to say in the first place and move on to another topic a second later.

{Person 1} "Sometimes I wonder why I can't help people. People won't come to me for help when they feel terrible, everytime I try to be positive, I end up going into the negative instead-"

{Person 2} "Wow, he's going through a hard pity dump..."

{Person 3} "Don't worry. He'll probably be better after."

by CreativeLogic October 9, 2015

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proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.

i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.

by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 24, 2016

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Puddle Dump

An aggregious, offensive action during which a methamphetamine smoker spins your glass smoking pipe too far and to the extent that hot, liquified meth from the utensil and onto an exterior surface thereby wasting your drugs

Dude, that lame ass Keck did a puddle dump! Now we have to kill him!

by kecksucks September 10, 2016

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