long duck dong

Commonly known as the male sex organ, or penis. It dates back to the classic 80's movie "better off dead". One character named "long duck dong" a foreign exchange student from japan boned a fat american teen with huge funbags.
"Jeepers, did you see that dudes long duck dong? It was chode looking. Gnarly."
by Kryger January 13, 2009
Get the long duck dong mug.

Ding Dong Blitz

When a dude walks into an environment and he is the only guy present. When this situation occurs looks do not matter, personality does not matter... Your ding dong will be blitzed!!!
" (Bryan walks into a room full of chick).. oh yea I am about to get a Ding dong Blitzed!!! "
by Blitztastic April 29, 2010
Get the Ding Dong Blitz mug.

hong cong dong

Something u get at Wong's chinese hand laundry
I washed me close at Wong's and I got the Hong Cong Dong.

Its great!!!
by blackwaterray April 28, 2012
Get the hong cong dong mug.

ding dong wong

When u ding your dong on a Wong holdin a gong
U got your ding dong wong stuck in a gong behold god
by kangaro trainer March 27, 2019
Get the ding dong wong mug.

ding dong diggiriggidong

Silly words that can mean anything.
ding dong diggiriggidong-things i like to say when i'm dancing, ding dong diggiriggidong silly words that can mean anything.
by [slurps furiously] April 12, 2016
Get the ding dong diggiriggidong mug.

Samalama ding dong

A bad ass bich who loves Nutella and is annoyingly indecisive their sibling likes u a LOT and they are soo nice when they wanna be and a complete hue when they don’t
Oh yes that ones a right Samalama ding dong
by Rookiooooo October 30, 2019
Get the Samalama ding dong mug.

Ding dong ass

When someone sticks their ding dong (penis) into another person's ass sideways
John: yo Tom I just had a ding dong ass with ella

Tom: that's my guy
by Wonky slush February 02, 2021
Get the Ding dong ass mug.