Ding Dong Blitz

When a dude walks into an environment and he is the only guy present. When this situation occurs looks do not matter, personality does not matter... Your ding dong will be blitzed!!!

" (Bryan walks into a room full of chick).. oh yea I am about to get a Ding dong Blitzed!!! "

by Blitztastic April 29, 2010

ding dong wong

When u ding your dong on a Wong holdin a gong

U got your ding dong wong stuck in a gong behold god

by kangaro trainer March 27, 2019

Ding Dong Ditch

when he tries to get it in your ass but bails without opening the back door

"guys John totally ding dong ditched me last night." "I was so ready for it to go up there but then he just stopped."

by badgrl696969 May 1, 2019

ding-dong-ditch

Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them

Guess what? I ding-dong-ditched and they called the cops and it was on the news

by Natalie Eay May 29, 2017

ding dong diggiriggidong

Silly words that can mean anything.

ding dong diggiriggidong-things i like to say when i'm dancing, ding dong diggiriggidong silly words that can mean anything.

by [slurps furiously] June 14, 2016

long dong silva

The man with the longest dick in the world.

Jack:"Whoa, did you here of long dong silva? He has like a 1m long dick.!
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."

by Holly Grale August 18, 2016

lee dong wook

HOTTEST KOREAN ACTOR. plays the best characters, is respectful, his smile is precious and he's the cutest baby ever. he also is TALL. he's the same age as my dad but idc <3.

example:
who's the best korean actor? Lee Dong Wook!

by his gf <3 November 20, 2021