Doorknob

An item that can keep your door from opening randomly.

Doorknob is good though mine broke. :(

by Someweirddude2010 June 24, 2021

dork tingles

the feeling you get when you catch yourself doing something dorky.

I got the dork tingles today at the sales meeting when we had to sing "happy birthday" to our co-worker.

by pennbitch75 July 15, 2021

Dork

Usually named Justin. Loves baseball and has a best friend. His daughter and his best friends daughter are best friends. Sucks at everything but loves coaching baseball in little league.

Justin is a dork.

by Matoriod659 July 15, 2021

Derk

The one idiotic acquaintance, possibly friend or relative that is so dumb there isn't a word to describe it.
(his brickheadedness). Could be named Derek, though not necessarily. Zero social skills. Married/Divorced, definitely kids. Hard worker usually flush when he turns up looking for drugs that can't be in the vicinity. Triggering instant anxiety and anger. But he has so much flow you can't refuse. This can happen multiple times. Depends on ones own meddle.

Goddamit! theres Derek! Damn it! Did he see us? yeah. What a total Dirk! Wonder how he's got? Looks like we're road tripping! righton.
Fuck what a dork. Yeah Derek is about the stupidest derk I've ever met.

by jimNotjames July 20, 2021

Dork

Someone that thinks they are the most colorful person in a dull, mild, fake world.

The dork thought of the world and anyone in it that wasn't like minded to her was dull or mild.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021

Dork

A Jewish-Italian person who deviates from the typical social norm

Eli: “yo have you talked to that new girl Gianna at all? I heard she’s Jewish”
Matt: “yeah and Italian, she’s kinda weird”
Eli: “oh she’s a dork”

by lebronjamesfatass August 5, 2021

Dork

Pretty cool.pretty tall.pretty awesome

Dork is someone cool

by Someone there for you love you August 13, 2021