digital curtain

using any digital means i.e. (internet, computers, technology etc...) as a method to disguise or completely hide yourself or your identity from others.

Show yourself, stop hiding behind the false protection of your "digital curtain" (bogus yahoo profile).

by Johnny Quincy October 23, 2007

meat curten

The lips of a females va jj .

Damn girl your meat curten is showen below your shorts.

by whipperwill April 21, 2014

snot curtain

When one blows ones nose, leaving behind a curtain of snot in ones mustache after the blowing of the nose.

He blew his nose and left a snot curtain in his mustache after he was finished.

by SantaSDC April 24, 2014

shit curtain

The aftermath of wiping ones ass on a shower curtain when there is no more toilet paper.

Chuck: Danyelle, why did you wipe your ass on the shower curtain?

Danyelle: Cause, I was out of toilet paper. Ain't nothing wrong with a shit curtain.

by Jusquared June 11, 2014

Thirsty curtain

When a boy pretends to fall to look under a girls skirt

Uo bro u go thirsty curtain thAt hoe

by Herspray September 15, 2015

Salami curtains

When a girls vagina lips are so big and stretched out, and resembles salami, that it looks like she has pair of salami curtains. Also if she doesn't have good hygiene as well.

"Dude last night I was going down on girl, and noticed that she had some salami curtains going on."

"Ewwww gross!"

"Yeah bro I know. They were so stretched out that I nearly had a mouthful."

"I'm never eating salami again. Fuck that."

by Kendall noel May 4, 2016

Matching curtains and carpet

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016