Platty cooks

Lethal strain that makes you tweak and geek.

"mate platty cooks is telling me alien in UFOs built sham castle"

by Jando22 March 18, 2025

cooked

Being the synonym for "fucked up", the slang term "cooked" means a) becoming addicted to caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin because of having to stay up late doing mountaining amounts of college assignments, b) experiencing brain rot due to having as much screen time as an "iPad kid" (the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids")

After pulling three all-nighters fueled by Tombocantuxin and binge-watching every episode of my favorite series, I'm officially cooked—my brain feels like mush and I can’t even remember my own name!

by Emotional Cruiser October 1, 2025

Cooking like Pozniak

Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion

That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.

by VinceVegas May 12, 2021

Cook machine

A cook machine is a way to use less space having a cooker and a washing machine in 1

The other day I brought a cook machine to use less space

by Cookmachine123 April 25, 2020

Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.

Why have you got to be a jacob cook

by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019

Bro cooked

A term used when someone absolutely excels at something, leaving everyone impressed. It’s like watching someone dominate a task and come out on top with flying colors

"Did you see Qiao En’s presentation today? Bro cooked hard—10/10, no cap."

by Repass October 2, 2024

cooking with grandma

when you’re smoking that mj with ya fellas ya baked so your baking at grandmas but you trying to keep it lowkey so ya say cooking

WE COOKING with GRANDMA TONIGHT BOYS!

by dhshwjwvwv June 18, 2018