Clayton Cook

One who is crazy about fortnight and plays it every day yet he only has 3 or 4 wins. He is a huge packer fan until they are really bad. His hero is Ninja and he wants to be just like him some day. He is probably that one guy that you sniped while he was drinking his chug jug in the middle of an area of open grass.

Dang it that nube just eliminated me I feel like a Clayton Cook.

by Ninja17 June 2, 2018

Cooked

When you smoke so much weed you are brain dead

“Donk you cooked bro stop smoking you slur your words even when sober”

by Weedmeme June 3, 2018

cooking teacher

a person that is not qualified to be an actual cook and is only in the school because it is the only job they can get. Also get's annoyed about ABSOLUTLY ANYTHING!

cooking teacher: a piece of shit

by sigma chad rizzler August 24, 2022

Cooking

1. Verb. A sport typically preformed by women.

Woman’s favorite sport never done by men.

1.)Yeah she’s in there cooking right now.
2.)She should be home soon to cook.

by That_average_Male August 27, 2022

cooked

to win by a large margin

Person 1: "I heard you guys crushed *insert sports team here* last night"
Person 2: "Yea, we cooked"

by JamezN42 August 28, 2022

Edie Cooke

Edie is this wierd anime kid that also loves but hates gay people

Edie Cooke is hooking up with girls again

by EllieSoot April 26, 2022

kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.

As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!

by QuacksO April 28, 2022