computer freak

grant kozitza is a stupid futha fuckin whore

lets say my mom would let grant come over to my house to do my sister. she said no way, my daughter is not for sale. i bet youre wondering why the joke is in here, computer freak is grants moms sisters cousins redneck aunt.

by dog November 30, 2004

Computer noob

A person who only plays computer games and uses only a computer rather than a gaming console.

Dude, you are a computer noob.

he never uses a console what a computer noob.

by Mike Chabot June 11, 2008

computer close

a butt

yours

by ben October 23, 2003

computersexual

The equivalent of homosexual in human beings. Also the term deemed to computers that run unusually slow.

Amanda: The song loads for me as soon as I refresh the page.
JonJon: I have no clue, my comp is just acting computersexual right now...
Amanda: lmfaoo! I love it!

My computer is so damn slow that it must be computersexual!

by Jonathan Medina June 23, 2008

computerguru54

guru of nothingness yet in exsistance to be a guru of something.

what is a guru let alone a computerguru54?

by cg54 August 14, 2003

Computographer

a person that manipulates photographs by computer using various programs.

"Let me check with the computographer if we can scan and print that negative."

by HAL9000.2 March 25, 2009

computourettes

the act of pressing random keys on the computer for no particular reason; usually occurs when instant messaging.

Matt: and then i told her to make me a sandwich
Adam: ck16abacn'.,b5tmclms
Matt: you must've not taken your computourettes medication today

by ChaDam315 January 26, 2011