Computer hamster

A wireless computer mouse

I got a new computer hamster for my laptop

by Gamerninja March 19, 2026

computerfucker

one who has sex with computers.

"Damn, you a computerfucker? Freaky"

by Hora de XD August 18, 2025

Compersor

Compy for short and based on the word Compersion in which a person derives joy from another's joy.

A person who willingly shares their partner with another for the purpose of a pleasurable experience therefore being pleasurable to themselves. It is similar to cuckold only without the dom/sub or humiliating aspects of the arrangement.

As compersor i agree to let my girlfriend sleep with another man because it makes her happy and therefore I am happy.

by GbVX September 12, 2025

computer

Something that was once used exclusively to open Word documents (aside of surfing the Internet) when it started being widely used until as late as 2009 — as many of its users (at the time) happened to be ex-typewriter users, unlike how computers are used for a wide variety of applications nowadays

Back in 2009, my dad just used his computer to write Word documents and check his email, totally missing out on all the apps and games—he was like an ex-typewriter user stuck in the past!

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025

computer

the ting u watch porn on.

Friend 1- Man imma go on my computer to you know what.
Friend 2- Aight bro, imma be on too.

by theonlyKING January 7, 2026

computer people

The collective set of humans making the software and hardware that everybody uses.

Its funny that computer people use the word "sandbox" in that way, since I've never seen a sandbox that's meant to keep anything playing in it inside.

by wordlist.txt January 8, 2026

real computer guy

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.

the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"

by soccern00b May 3, 2010