Cold Cow

A girl that stops talking to you for no reason.

A 2am girl that finds out you are only talking to her for one reason and stops talking to you.

When you pick up the piece and profit off someone cold cow is (cold cow yummy)

The other day this chick stopped dating my friend Bill (Cold Cow) now she dating me (Cold Cow yummy)

by Dr. dating advice May 19, 2010

cold tires

A common excuse for motorcyclists after they lowside, when in all actuality the lowside was most likey caused by ham-fisted throttle control.

I pulled out of my driveway and next thing I know I'm sliding across the pavement. Damn cold tires.

by RobGoBlue December 10, 2008

Cold Kavanaugh

Having baseless accusations thrown at you but instead of acting cool about it you freak out and whine like a baby.

Man, I stole some shit but then was accused and cold Kavanaughed so it was obvious I did it.

by TheApparentTruth September 29, 2018

cold rape

Raping someone with snow/ice/something frozen.

"I will cold rape you."

by NotBloodyApplicable May 31, 2016

Cold Fire

Something so cold that it can burn you with how hot it is.

That 'fit is cold fire, bro.

by InkwellB June 24, 2019

Cold mignon

like 'cold turkey' only to a higher degree, or in a situation involving greater stakes. Also a favorite of the wealthier classes who are never to be caught eating turkey, and thus cannot identify with 'cold turkey', so must substitute a more familiar 'mignon.'

Because cocaine habbits are no longer consideredsophisticated or attractive in the upper east side of manhattan, he decided just to quit cold mignon.

by Margot May 28, 2004

Cold one

A cold, simple beer.

Really would like a cold one right about now.

by Thaddian March 13, 2016