Cold Kavanaugh

Having baseless accusations thrown at you but instead of acting cool about it you freak out and whine like a baby.

Man, I stole some shit but then was accused and cold Kavanaughed so it was obvious I did it.

by TheApparentTruth September 29, 2018

Cold Fire

Something so cold that it can burn you with how hot it is.

That 'fit is cold fire, bro.

by InkwellB June 24, 2019

cold juice

when an action is messed up or uncalled for.

Jordan: Yo, Dave is sleep. You wanna fuck with him?

Malcolm: Nahh son thats just cold juice...

by ultimatestackthrower999 August 15, 2011

cold rape

Raping someone with snow/ice/something frozen.

"I will cold rape you."

by NotBloodyApplicable May 31, 2016

Cold Cunted

The female version of being "Cock Blocked".

Man! Did you see that? That grenade just Cold Cunted the shit out of me.

by GauchoMac March 3, 2010

Cold mignon

like 'cold turkey' only to a higher degree, or in a situation involving greater stakes. Also a favorite of the wealthier classes who are never to be caught eating turkey, and thus cannot identify with 'cold turkey', so must substitute a more familiar 'mignon.'

Because cocaine habbits are no longer consideredsophisticated or attractive in the upper east side of manhattan, he decided just to quit cold mignon.

by Margot May 28, 2004

Cold one

A cold, simple beer.

Really would like a cold one right about now.

by Thaddian March 13, 2016