Chris

Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.

Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris

by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023

Chris

a guy who is great at anything he puts his mind to but only uses on girls

I can't believe Chris is at it again.

by why tho ???? December 4, 2023

Chris

Chris is someone that is ugly as HELL and thinks they arent. They are incredibly stupid and have no takebacks when it comes to food. Their body is built like an elephant and so is their forehead.

Bro, your such a chris !!

by valentinawashere_earlier December 10, 2023

Chris

Chris is the fucking best. He has brown hair and blue eyes. He is a generally cool guy, and not just because he rides a motorbike. Chris isn't like other guys. He can always make you smile and is the best person to talk to about literally anything. You'll love every moment with Chris and he's all you can think about when he's not there. Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life. No amount of time you spend with him will ever feel like enough. You can't help but love Chris.

"Hi Chris, you are my favourite person in the world and I love you so much. Wanna be my boyfriend?"

by absta269 December 16, 2023

Chris

A name given to people who can't talk to women on their own, they are know to be very short and introverted.

Chris : What should I say to Cristina she said "Good morning".
Sebastian : Think nigga think.

by Notfesse January 3, 2024

Chris

The perfect man. As time goes on, he gets better and better like fine wine. He’s honorable, kind, humorous, intelligent, affectionate, scrumptious, a leader, God-fearing, multi talented, selfless, patient, a safe space, the list goes on. He is the type of guy that everyone values and respects. He’s a great friend to all. He brings the table. Lucky is the girl that gets him.

Chris is mine

by Milagros03 January 7, 2024

Chris

Addicted to Snapchat and instagram

You pulling a Chris get off instagram

by Boobychill February 5, 2024