Showing your entire family how you can deep throat the boiled Turkey neck before granny incorporates it into her Thanksgiving gravy.
My cousin showed up for thanksgiving and did the Julia child tribute. Not even a gag or a watered eye. Took the whole thing. Guess I know who’s room I’ll be sneaking into.
by Dick Onchin November 20, 2020

A condition in which parents overschedule their children's lives, push them hard for academic success, and expect them to behave and react as miniature adults.
At 15 years old, Johnny doesn't have a good social life because he experienced hurried child syndrome.
by TheShealyWord November 23, 2010

The only thing that will make your underage daughter a hooker. The sick fucks who hold these shows are pedos put 1000000000000 layers of makeup on your child and makes them wear slutty outfits, then they go on dance and twerk while big fat pedophiles watch. Wow America, can you get any worse?
Mom 1: Weres your 12 year old daughter?
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.
by RoseCandyFloss December 29, 2014

by Limblessless January 17, 2009

Hips that possibly fool, however also trigger a man's innate sense of attraction to women who have the ability to bear children.
by Oscar the Pedophile August 3, 2009

the term used when a baby is born, and is NOT a child but in fact a fully grown teenager, common among births where the couple were relations or step brother/sisters
by VisOne March 24, 2003

by AshGoddess April 10, 2019
