queef and cheddar

Use arbys cheese sauce as lube in doggy style

You’re mom couldn’t afford a beef and cheddar so I went in the back and gave her a queef and cheddar

by Jmcddd August 25, 2023

cheese it

1. To run away.
2. To flee.
3. To scramble as if you just robbed a bank.

Cop: Get him!
Bender: Cheese it!

by Slurm Addict April 4, 2003

Phone Chess

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)

"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"

by Urban Dictionary June 26, 2008

netflix cheating

Netflixing a TV series with your spouse/friends/significant other, and watching episodes while the other party is out. This creates the awkward situation where you have to decide if the other party now has to watch episodes by themselves, or skip ahead to catch up.

Sorry babe, I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." Do you think you'll have time to catch up before we watch it together tomorrow? I know, I'm totally netflix cheating.

by garret.hamann August 11, 2010

Cheekling

A girl who is devoted to a heavy regiment of squats and lunges and leg lifts with the intention of increasing her booty mass.

That cheekling is really filling out those yoga pants bro, but if she really wants make it bigger she should let me get her pregnant.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

loose cheeks

1. (noun) a euphemism for flatulence; a propensity for farting

2. (proper noun) a nickname for a flatulent individual

1. "The man sitting next to me on the plane had loose cheeks. The trip was unbearable."

2. "Loose Cheeks over there stunk up the entire office!"

by Brockmeyer October 16, 2008

Legit check

When you compare someone's trustworthiness to do a deal on a scale of Gregory to Jake Smith

1) Hey can i get a legit check on myself
2) Nowhere near as legit as Jake Smith, but DEFINITELY not a gregory.

by NastiestNate69 July 29, 2020