career period

n. when one becomes periodically overly emotional about the current state of his/her job/career.

Frankie was complaining about "not being where he should be with his MBA" and how "he should have been a manager by now". I think he's just having his career period.

by Kwifer Sutherland July 14, 2011

Carberload

Overload on carbs

"OMG major carberload"
"Definite carberload after all that food"
"Starting the diet again tomorrow, I just carberloaded"

by hazeltree September 11, 2011

career wake surfing

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects

Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.

by Big Al. December 20, 2012

Carversation

A conversation between two people in cars next to each other, usually about the amount of traffic. If aggressive or relating to a disagreement it's called a Cargument

I had a carversation with a hot girl today. I tried to hit on her but when she found out it quickly turned into a cargument.

by TheOneAndOnlyKobra9 July 12, 2014

Carberg

Carberg:
/kär/bərɡ/
noun: carberg; plural noun: carbergs
a large built-up mass of ice and snow attached to the underside of our vehicles in the winter after a snowfall.

Like an iceberg, only the tip may be visible when still clinging to the car, as icebergs floating on the ocean. Once exposed, carbergs are often much larger

"Man, my car is losing traction from the huge carbergs attached to the underside!

by Uncle Larry B February 5, 2015

career advancing move (CAM)

A CAM (Career Advancing Move) is the way in which one persists with drinking with work colleagues - to the point of a CLM (career limiting move) and then from that point to not stop drinking once you get to that stage, but continue to the CAM stage. This is of course more effective if the people around you should also be boarder-line inebriated.

Wow, that guy was so drunk that he just pulled off a career advancing move (CAM).

by Shortnjocular March 10, 2015

charger

The shit apple uses to make hundreds from you by changing the mac book charger

The charger of the mac book is getting changed again! Uhhh!

by fatman the legend May 18, 2015