Bunk

To act stupid and drunk when actually stone cold sober because one is so very painfully bored. This usually occurs in dead end office job situations.

i totally made a cock out of Blu Tack and put on my bosses desk today, i was sooo fucking bunk

by Leif Battles November 19, 2010

Cheeky Bonks

Used to describe a motorcycle helemet. First heard in Vanilla Ices huge hit "Cool as Ice". It has since been used alot in California.

"Sup G check out my new Cheeky Bonks"
"Yo man, where your Cheeky Bonks be at?"

by Jeremy July 5, 2004

Maxwell Banks Underwood

A Maxwell Bank Underwood is a boot ass marine, new the Alpha Company Camp Pendleton. He has an overtly large head, egotistically and literally.He is a major D-Bag who cant seem to see past anyone or anything but himself. Dispite his Overly-dramatic Texas twang. And the fact the hes getting "The boot" from his current military position

Dude, that kid is such a boot. No hes worse, hes a Maxwell Banks Underwood.

Man that guy has such a disgusting accent, hes a total Maxwell Banks Underwood!

by Fort. Tune October 16, 2009

ha-bunk-a-dunk

doin tha nasty, jiggy jiggy jerkin, monkey humpin, slippin and slidin, ect.

Lauren and Kent did the ha-bunk-a-dunk last night.

by Lindsey and Emilie February 18, 2005

banks

dried up "after birth". Or can also mean the waste receptacle in the abortion clinic.

by colon July 30, 2003

buckshot nut

when jizz is sprayed all over the place

Pete was finding crusty jizz on stuff for three days after his buckshot nut

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

bungstretcher

An unusually large diameter hunk of feces. One which hurts trying to get through the anus.

"Hey Jim, what were those loud screams coming from the bathroom?" "Duh Tom. I was pushing a bungstretcher."

by JD & MK February 10, 2008