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A synonym for retard coined by the cartoon series "Red Vs. Blue." The term was originally used to describe Caboose, who wears blue armor.
You're a stupid blue-tard.
blue-tard by Mechafox July 18, 2006

Blue Meat Shooter 

1. One who possesses a penis large enough to hit the deep un-oxygenated vagina. 2. One who cums in the blue meat.
Kevin was hung - a real blue meat shooter.
Blue Meat Shooter by 2F August 23, 2008
The load that a guy leaves after getting stood up. He then goes home and beats off.
Man I when home an shoot a blue load when stub me up.
Blue load by canus lupus October 24, 2008

Blue Peter Presenter 

A very pleasant individual, who is good looking, has nice teeth and hair, and a great dress sense, but is ultimately a bit of a boring toff.
Man, I would fuck his girlfriend! Shame she's a Blue Peter Presenter though.

blue lagooning

To commit incest. As in the example provided by the characters from the movie The Blue Lagoon.
Those kids from West Virginia are really into blue lagooning, their parents will be pissed.
blue lagooning by Benny the Red April 16, 2015

Blue Tick Syndrome

When someone has a constant habit of reading messages and not replying on WhatsApp (social media)
Samantha: "Hey Ashley ... What the hell is wrong with Trey ... He's like, reading my messages and not fucking replying!"

Ashley: "Oh well ... You know .... He got Blue Tick Syndrome"