Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.

Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish

by Blonde god June 17, 2022

BLONDE

hailey marie

blonde says:
let’s go girls
-Dolly Parton

by maibee98 July 10, 2022

blonde eli

A complete dumbass with the fattest cock you'll ever meet

Yo bro do you see that person over there their definitely a blonde Eli

by Dr. Profussy July 19, 2022

Blinge

Blinge: Blessed and Cringe

Similar to Blursed (Blessed and Cursed)

Jimbo: That was pretty dank
Daniel: bro dank is such an MLG era word, pretty blinge

by Master of the Succ July 20, 2022

blonde enthusiast

someone that is only attracted to blondes and thinks they are the best

John: i heard Jakes last 3 girlfriends were all blonde

Kyle: he must be a blonde enthusiast

John: yea i’m pretty sure he is at this point

by Secyboy69 August 5, 2022

blonde Sophie

best girl you'll ever meet she's a keeper lads

that's blonde Sophie omg

by thebestsophxo October 19, 2022

Bloinger

Receiving/Performing a violent deep-throat attempt with a semi-erect, half-defunct, or, flaccid penis.

"Randy Quaid... Your massive rod is too enormous to perform a standard blow-job on, but, I'd be honored to bequeath thine majesty with a Bloinger..."

"Bequeath thine if one should feel so inclined to oblige!"

by GordonJones October 20, 2022