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blondage

when a man dates or chases only blonde women
a combo of blonde and bondage
thank god i divorced her, i was tired of being in blondage
by cheaptrickrick February 5, 2010
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Blonde

Blondes have more fun...Sexy blonde, boys are for toys!
by SPG October 23, 2003
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blonde

a person that seems to be stupid or dumb or there just trying to be stupid to get atition, acting dizty just to get boys to like them
samantha:Jordyn your such a blonde!
Jordyn:Just because i'm blonde dosen't mean i'm stupid and just because i'm stupid dosnt mean i'm blonde!
by x_punkxloser_x May 21, 2005
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blonde moment

When some bitch (not blonde haired) is justifying that she is less intelligent then a fucking dog.
Tom, "Kristina doesn't know the alpbabet what a stupid bitch"

Jim, "having another blonde moment was she?"
by rob October 2, 2003
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Blender

An analogical term used to reference a symbolic "blender" that contains multiple "fruits". The "blender" symbolizes a theoretical pool of love while the fruits represent a person's multiple (or singular) love interests. The blender is a mixture of the different love-interests, whether they be real love or simply a vague attraction/crush, that a person might have. Often used when describing a complicated or frustrated love-life.
1. Who's in your blender?

2. I have several different fruits in my blender.

3. Elaine, Patricia, Jean, and Sarah were all in Dan's blender.

4. Girl: I have a pineapple, a mango, and a banana in my blender.
Friend: Oh really? Who's who?
Girl: The pineapple is Joe, the mango is Nolan, and the banana is Marcos.
by ThatDizzyLizzie December 22, 2008
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hitler blonde

A very light blonde hair color, somewhat whitish. Implies an ideal trait possessed by the so-called 'Aryan' race.
My hair might be dark, but as a kid it was hitler blonde.
by johnnylongprong April 5, 2010
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blonde dave

a creature that lives in the wilds in santa barbera it spends most of its time in his room assturbating to the descovery channel
by anonoymous726389 October 16, 2004
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