bearded sloss

The common definition for an extremely hairy pussy, especially one on a hairier than average girl. However undesirable that may sound, appears very attractive to hispanic males, redneck females and some real men from the Caribbean.

"Hairy" may be substituted for "bearded" to provide for variations in vocabulary.

May be found at the pussy mall

"Dude, my nine got tangled in that bearded sloss."
"Fuuuck I wanna stick my jamaican salami in that hairy slossss"

by Penis and Twat-man October 18, 2005

bearded oysters

1. One of the many synomns for a female's vagina.
2. Pussy with hair around it.

Lick MAH bearded oyster!

by LRS April 2, 2004

Teddy Bear

A stuffed bear with glasses and a tie. Reminded me of my Colonel. I came in it.

Teddy bear.

Was he really gonna tell her that he loved her?

"I came in the bear."

by HeadKlansman June 18, 2008

koala bear

A sexual position in which the male is on his hands and knees and the female is latched to his underbelly with her arms and legs wrapped around the male.

I fucking koala bear'ed that bitch last night for hours.

by hapnnsas April 10, 2006

bear clit

a very large and very hairy vagina, usually found on very big girls that are ugly as sin

damn bitch you are huge! i bet you have a bear clit.

by phenompyrus April 20, 2004

Mississippi Bear Claw

A sexual term used when your love making partner grabs your testicles from behind and yanks them backwards until there stuck in your ass crack.

Billy was talking to his girlfriend Jenny during sex one night, he said to her "Forget the Dirty Sanchez baby, give me the Mississippi Bear Claw!"

by Ryan Tetlow September 23, 2006

pookie bear

a cutesy name given to a man.

Travis Lee Metzger is my pookie bear.

by Sarah Quackenbush November 18, 2007