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Calc n break the bed

Calc n break the bed is an intense version of calc n chill. Fairly self explanatory; calc n chill becomes so intense that you and your math daddy break the bed.
Last night me and my math daddy calc n chilled so hard that five of the springs came out of my bed. I guess that's why they call it calc n break the bed.
by peachesandplums October 22, 2016
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come to bed eyes

when you want to fuck someone so hard there minge falls out / or a woman is so horny you can smell her moist vagina so she looks at you like 'ot-oh i want your noodle '.
Faye let the cat lick her hand before giving Ross the 'come to bed eyes' before saying "DESTINATION = VAGINA".
by smalltits June 16, 2012
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Bed, Bath, and Beyond

Where you go to bed, take a bath, then dream about why you're bathing while you're asleep.
"He drowned in his sleep."
"How?"
"He went to bed, bath, and beyond."
by Victor Gray March 17, 2010
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Shit the bed

To excrete fecal matter into one's own sleeping arrangements whilst still sub-conscience
" Man last night, Anjew shit the bed literally. He STILL hasn't showered.. its been a week since the squidley and STILL HAS NOT SHOWERED!! WTF"
by E-Dawwg April 5, 2009
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crapped the bed

When one has reached his usefulness qouta in the world, or simply given up personal hygene maintainence when appearing publicly.
He is wearing sweatpants and a stained Wifebeater t-shirt to the grocery store-He has "Crapped the Bed"
by Big B November 19, 2003
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Good In Bed

a piece of literary GENIUS written by Jennifer Weiner (no, pervert ... its pronounced Way-Ner). synopsis-cized as follows:
"For twenty-eight years, things have been tripping along nicely for Cannie Shapiro. Sure, her mother has come charging out of the closet, and her father has long since dropped out of her world. But she loves her friends, her rat terrier, Nifkin, and her job as pop culture reporter for The Philadelphia Examiner. She's even made a tenuous peace with her plus-size body.

But the day she opens up a national women's magazine and sees the words "Loving a Larger Woman" above her ex-boyfriend's byline, Cannie is plunged into misery...and the most amazing year of her life. From Philadelphia to Hollywood and back home again, she charts a new course for herself: mourning her losses, facing her past, and figuring out who she is and who she can become"

The release of this book brought new meaning to the "chick lit" genre which previously consisted of smut novels and other various forms of girlish literary works - that THAT stupid boys!
Good in bed is the most awesomest book ever written. durr
by Cannie Shapiro February 18, 2009
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Bed Brownie

An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.
Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!
by CarolineInTheATL June 21, 2010
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