Can O' Beans

Total fucking shithead who tells obviously untrue stories about his genitalia. A useless human being. The reason for the creation of derekwatch, where the door is locked as soon as he leaves the room.

Mr. Blutarski. zerp point zero.

Derek- Its not about the length of my penis. Its the width
Lenny- Can O' Beans!

Can O' Beans by poopieface1345 May 8, 2010

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Boston Baked Beans

When a guy deficates into a girl's pussy and then procedes to eat her out

Chris loves Boston Baked Beans

Boston Baked Beans by Crown Princess Bitch April 25, 2015

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beans • beans on toast • beansprout • beanstalk • beansing • beanshot • Beans and Cornbread • beans and gravy • beanscreen • Beanshit

give me the beans

A simple phrase to use in nearly any situation, but make sure that when you use it, people don't think less of you. Use it for comedic purposes.

Mom: Hey, I dropped that. Could you give it to me?
Me: How about you give me the beans?! I like them beans!
Mom: Heh, real funny. I guess you're having beans for dinner, then.

give me the beans by CuberPS4 (follow me on Twitch) March 18, 2020

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Off The Beans

Really good, the best, beacause with a roast the beans are really good covered in gravy.

Kid looks at a hotted up car,

Kid: Woah look at that car.

Friend: Yea its off the beans.

Off The Beans by JedWilk December 29, 2007

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cool beans

came from the tendancy for nipples getting hard(eg smuggling smarties, or peanuts) which is generally a cool thing

check out that chicks kewl beenz,

cool beans by brian January 7, 2004

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buff beans

fit much

yr fit mate well im buff beans

buff beans by o yea! August 11, 2008

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Bogus Beans

Emphasizing on something being very false. It is also an Ethiopian sex move.

Megan who was asked if she liked that boy was appalled and replied "bogus beans"

Bogus Beans by Dr. Mazgriffin November 10, 2009

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