The classic spaghetti western-style saloon fight move when one wipes the bar down with another person (preferably face first), effectively cleaning the bar top of all inanimate objects.
Guy #1: "So did you knock that drunk dude out?"
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."
by Martyr0ne June 8, 2018
Get the Bar Wipe mug.Showing the bar, is when you have plans with somebody, for days weeks or months does not matter, and at the last minute you decide to back out on the plans, Does not matter what you are doing, going to the movies, playing poker, going to a concert, we’re going to a bar
by Captain haha July 13, 2022
Get the Selling the bar mug.A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.
-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
by IacobAlmançor May 21, 2018
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Low quality, you don't know just what you putting up there, but it gets the job done.
Low quality, you don't know just what you putting up there, but it gets the job done.
Have been laid all week... just might have to shovel my fat ass into some Spanx to head out for some whiskey and Bar Dick.
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Get the Rainbow Bars mug.A shit hole club/bar in shepparton, it is such a hole that you literally have to walk down flight of stairs to get in, then once you're in all there is to do is to get drunk off drinks you pay 3 times what they're worth, then to finish off the night you go into the sticky dance floor and try to pick up and fuck one of the drunk sluts grinding on anything with a heartbeat.
Male 1 - "hey man want to go down to yazzy this Friday?"
Male 2 - "Yahoo bar? and what? Pay triple the price for drinks, and try to fuck some slut, who turns out to have a psycho ex who will then try to kick our heads in?"
Male 1 - "fuck yeah! SHEPPRESENT!!!"
Male 2 - "fuck it, it's either that, or the lake"
Male 2 - "Yahoo bar? and what? Pay triple the price for drinks, and try to fuck some slut, who turns out to have a psycho ex who will then try to kick our heads in?"
Male 1 - "fuck yeah! SHEPPRESENT!!!"
Male 2 - "fuck it, it's either that, or the lake"
by Shep town boi February 3, 2014
Get the yahoo bar mug.This is the place where you go spend all your money with your whole family on the sketch slot machine. Corner of Leger and Rolland in Montreal North, where you get shot.
by LeoPetti September 19, 2019
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