Brandon George

What began as a man, turned into a myth.
He is indestructible, omnipotent, and is the only known person to have beat the Flash in the 40 yard dash. If upset, he will force feed you Ass-Hair sandwiches, made from either his ass hair, or yours.
If this does not satisfy The George, he may seek to claim your butt V-Card, or Renew your membership.

“Hey man, you better toss that frisbee with Brandon George, or else he’s gonna take your Butt V-Card”
Person 1: “Why are you in a wheelchair?”
You: I didn’t bare my cheeks when Brandon demanded to see them
Person 1: “Oh he took your butt V-Card”
You: “yeah... forcefully”

by TheFakeQuan November 12, 2018

Brandon Queue

When you queue with Brandon Jackson

Let’s get that Brandon Queue going, I need to make it back to Silver 3

by BrandonJackson August 12, 2022

Brandon Romero

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. Winning an arguement with a Brandon is quite a feat. Hard on himself and his looks, but very cocky about his intelligence. Girls always flock to Brandon's because his humor is very attractive to the people around him. On the outside Brandon's appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to him know deep down hes a sweetheart. Brandon will do anything for the person they love. He will love you forever, as long as you do the same. Can't be with anyone, needs the true love of one to make him happy. Extremely loyal and protective. Able to make you feel super special, like your the only girl in the world, because to him you are. Brandon's love doing unexpected romantic things for the person they love. Hates being left out of conversations and gatherings. Timid at first but when warmed up to isn't afraid to show passion and emotion. Someone who you can talk to and will truly listen. Not the best at making conversation but will always try his best. Amazing friend and boyfriend. Love him with everything you have and he will make you his entire world.

Sophia: You and Brandon Romero are still together, its been forever!

Jay: Yeah he loves me to the moon and back.

by dickie 69 June 9, 2020

brandon oropeza

a guy who has been closeted for a while and owns cats.

“look over there! that’s brandon oropeza! i caught him at the gay bar near downtown!”

by eggmastered May 1, 2022

brandon moment

when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.

“you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”

by eatdapussy999 April 16, 2021

Brandon time

An annoyingly slow concept of time.

“Damn, he be running on Brandon time tho”

by B1ngb0ng November 28, 2020

Brandon morin

He is the most perfect guy you could ever meet. He has absolutely no flaws, what so ever. He is funny, caring and sweet and super adorbale. He is so lovable and honestly just the best and there r no exact words to give him a description as perfect as he is.

That guy is almost as perfect as a Brandon morin. Almost.

by Celery man January 22, 2018