Hard Apple

A rock solid shit built up in your colon, ready to tear you a new asshole the second you sit on the toilet

John: “Where’s Noah?”
Marvin: “He’s in the bathroom, he said he had a hard apple shit built up, feel sorry for the guy.”

by NoahJPhi February 11, 2020

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15th april

National-stay-in-bed-day

15th April is National-stay-in-bed-day where we get to sleep all day without being called lazy

by Pooface_ April 14, 2021

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J.A.S.A.P.

Jerk as soon as possible
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins

Rachel - "I have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20."
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.

by Caretts January 7, 2012

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What you say when you see one of the most heinous crimes against the english language known to man. It's when an apostrophe is put in a plural noun (WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG!), therefore indicating that the noun somehow owns something...

sign: BOOK'S FOR SALE!
my smart friend: SHEILD YOUR EYES! APOSTROPHE CRIME!
me: *smacks forehead* So... that book owns a for sale? That's interesting... MY GOD PEOPLE WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!?!?

by brittandherllama January 11, 2006

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Sapnap appreciation day

December 1st is sapnap appreciation day

Sapnap appreciation day is tomorrow, let's go spam him with nice comments

by NotEvenEvan November 26, 2020

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aphmau

the kind of girl who wouldn't be shy to you at first but would get shipped with a lot of people because they like her, (she's also the best youtuber ever!)

Laurnce: woah aphmau's SO out going!

Gareth: well duh she's cute

by CuteGirlBunny May 12, 2016

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