Evan

Big nerd who is a fagbag who scares away girls

Fuck Evan he is an asshole

by greatgrantma February 5, 2019

Evan

Some dode thats nice asf till he trows his damn crock out his musty ass dino bookbag and kill some girl who cuses at him for it

Evan like bbc

by Amonguslover69 January 25, 2022

Evan

Evan is a hot and sexy guy, rather awesome

Evan is a hot guy with big balls

by SussyBakaBabe December 10, 2021

Evan

An annoying piece of shit

People: Show their secrets to Evan.
Evan: Show it to other people.

by EZ_0228 April 28, 2020

Evan

An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.

I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.

I hate Evan.

by Bruh42069666 November 19, 2019

Evan

I don't know about you but the one in my class is my midget friend who makes edgy humor

Evan: *someting edgy*
Me: ok

by Random homo sapien November 9, 2019

Evan

Certified massive legend

"That guy is an Evan, he's awesome."

by CertifiedLegend June 6, 2019