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by Hellhound77 November 9, 2023
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Inclusive Alpha

A nonsensical term trademarked by a UK VC firm called Ada Ventures in late 2023, that claims to care about diversity, yet was directly responsible for the biggest decline in funding for minority and womens groups in the UK over the last 5 years. This was despite being backed by the UK government's bank, The British Business Bank to the tune of £30m.

After failing to meet their claimed objectives and directly harming the prospects of UK minorities raising capital, they spent public money on registering the term "Inclusive Alpha" for a new marketing campaign designed to trick yet more minorities and women into believing that they will be invested in by Ada Ventures in the future. Ada Ventures doesn't like the truth and so flagged this definition when it was up in October 2023 and had it removed, so it's back again and we won't forget.
Well I'm afraid you just can't raise until you are Inclusive Alpha (TM). Here are the times for our next office hours. Let me know how I can be helpful (prayer hands emoji)
by alleyes November 15, 2023
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Gen Alpha

the generation of YouTube shorts kids, who watch things like skibidi toilet and say "GYAT" 24/7

mostly consists of 8 year olds who have the attention span of a dog / 4 - also known as an "ipad kid"

common personality traits include:
annoying as fuck
very slappable face
sing "Sticking Out Your Gyat For The Rizzler" way too much
laugh at literally anything
less than 4.5 feet tall
Gen Alpha kid: STICKING OUT YOUR GYAT FOR THE RIZZLER
Person above the age of 12: shut the fuck up
Gen Alpha kid: YOUR SO SKIBIDI
by hearttcringe November 16, 2023
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Alpha Chud

The term Alpha Chud is used to describe a self proclaimed "alpha" male who obviously and obsessively works to gain other perceived "alpha" mens' attention or acceptance. Typically, an alpha chud talks about the evils of "woke" culture, and often complain about female or minority leads in media. Many celebrities who speak out against "wokeness" have a large alpha chud following that will defend them online in hopes that the "alpha" in question celebrity will notice them. A herd of alpha chuds is often referred to as a "circle jerk".
I made an offhanded post about Elon Musk and woke up to a hundred alpha chuds defending him in the comments.

Steve went full alpha chud after watching the new Marvel trailer and won't stop ranting about the m-SHE-u.
by Temporary Pseudonym November 17, 2023
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Alpha Male

- Self styled title intended to mean a strong male in a leadership position who intimidates lesser males, but is usually indicative of a cripplingly insecure manchild who wants respect that he hasn't earned and does not deserve.
"He follows Andrew Tate because he thinks he's an alpha male."
by _zurfph November 18, 2023
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Alpha Male

A self styled title for a man, intended to mean that he is a strong, confident male in a leadership position who intimidates lesser males and also believes this title will make women find him attractive. In actuality the opposite is usually true: he is generally a cripplingly insecure man-child, often an incel, who wants respect he hasn't earned and doesn't deserve.
"He follows Andrew Tate because he believes himself to be an alpha male."
by _zurfph November 18, 2023
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Alpha

Alpha people are not pussy. They are better than beta and can do great things like pullin' bitches.
Beta: Those 2 girls. Lemme pull that girl right there. You can pull the other one.
Alpha: Na, I'm gonna pull both of them. Stop being Beta. Be Alpha
by Zxify_Da2nd May 15, 2023
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