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Ales

The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Ales is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. Ales is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Ales is the most handsome man to ever exist. Ales can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Ales is just flawless. You may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will love every single thing about him. He does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes Ales, Ales.
Is he crazy? No he’s just being Ales.
by Sajentist November 22, 2021
mugGet the Alesmug.

al tayab

The best stereotype of the black race aka niggers,coons.
Where did al tayab go?
by Al tayab December 15, 2016
mugGet the al tayabmug.

Al Gore

A superlative term used to describe a conman or pyramid scheme related to climate change.
Did you see Greta Thunberg at the United Nations?

Yes, she's a total Al Gore.
by AmSamurai April 30, 2020
mugGet the Al Goremug.

al madina islamic academy

its an ok school but beware of the donkeyfucker that roams year 11, hes been put into the regular school population, keep your pets safe
yahya: u go al madina islamic academy
farah: ye but theres some guy tryna touch my pet animals mad
by reconnaizzance September 11, 2025
mugGet the al madina islamic academymug.

al-block

A way to trick people into walking for a great distance by understating the distance it takes to get somewhere.
Yo fool, lets go get some pizza, its only 2 Al-Blocks away! (meanwhile, the pizza joint could be a good 3 hour drive away if its "only" 2 Al-Blocks!)
by Miguel March 20, 2004
mugGet the al-blockmug.

Al smith

The most dumbest person you'll ever meet and the freakiest guy in the sheets
Yo Al smith he's a different guy in the bed.
by 4890 unknown December 25, 2017
mugGet the Al smithmug.

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