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lincoln,al

In short words, Lincoln is Hell on Earth. Lincoln is a town filled with bum ass bitches and retarded ass dudes. No one here is real and everyone only looks out for themselves. If you live here, you probably want to leave because you’re done with all this shit. The town, the people, and the environment is just so fucked up. If you plan on moving here, I assure you that you will change completely as a person in the first month or so. Whether that means becoming a hoe that send out nudes and gets exposed, or being a bitch ass nigga that can’t keep his dick in his pants so he catches an STD.
lincoln,al is the place where you can get knocked up at a Football Game.
by fakeafbit September 12, 2018
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Lincoln Street Alternative

a school full of absolute bottom of the barrel kids who couldn’t succeed at seaholm so they got thrown into a basement. half of them are either rapists, pedophiles or coke whores and sell their bodies for drugs.
guy1 :Bro doesn’t ella go to lincoln street alternative

guy2: yeah but her ass is fat

guy1: ur guaranteed to get syphillis but ok
by ilovegothbitchez42069 October 14, 2021
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alabama lincoln

When you are in the movie theater and you cum on the back of someones head when they're not looking.
Wow, Pablo just gave me a "alabama Lincoln" while watching Cars 2, I didn't even have any napkins.
by Kurt_Cobain_ScatterBrain69 March 22, 2017
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Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.
I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.
by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024
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Lincolnator

The beautiful act Titty fucking a girl and shooting cum onto her chin so it looks like she has Abe's beard.
Guy 1 " So how was that first date last night?"

Guy 2 "Great! I gave her the good old Lincolnator!"

Guy 1 "Aw dude that's tight!"
by Im John Wayne Pilgrims! August 29, 2011
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Lincolnaphobia

Lincolnaphobia: The fear of pennies. Being scared of the American coin "Penny" made of copper and worth 1/100 of an American dollar. The most common reason for this fear: It has been rumored that men have shoved them up their assholes and then distributed them around.
Hadley: Oh wow! A penny!!
Willow: Ah! Get it away! I have serious Lincolnaphobia!
Hadley: What?
Willow: I'm afraid of pennies please take it away from me.
Hadley: Okay doll.
by Hadley Crohn October 25, 2006
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(ALF) abe lincon facial

when one wears a top hat and busts on someones face
My girlfriend really likes her peresidents and asked me to give her an (ALF) abe lincon facial
by ccxzo September 1, 2023
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