Squirrel shit nuts

1. Being undeniably crazy

Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts

by thunder_Ol86 December 13, 2012

hung like a squirrel

To be hung like a squirell is when you penis is so small you van only see you nuts and no penis.

Yo dawg you are so small you are hung like a squirrel.

by DJ Curly Fry April 24, 2006

Texan Squirrel Dip

when you are vaginally t-bagging a girl, while having anal sex with her.

I really need to find a girl so i can give her a texan squirrel dip.

by [Def]-Sean M [Word]-Richard W January 30, 2009

squirrel jumping on a trampoline

When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

Jerry, I don't want to see your squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

by nrcraddo October 12, 2017

just got squirreled

A person with the attention span of a dog and just got easily distracted (by a squirrel).

The bitch was talking shit and she just got squirreled.

by Slygeekta December 30, 2015

Toss a Squirrel Through It

Stepdad porn.

Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on an adult film.

by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 19, 2022

Daddy ate a squirrel

Daddy ate a squirrel is a quote from Leslie Knope played by Amy Pohler

In the show Parks and recreation. Leslie couldn't remember the lyrics to "we didn't start the fire" so she rambled.

Daddy ate a squirrel.

by Peed Hapley January 23, 2020