work

Any place where you are financially obligated to attend until you grow old an die. This place includes ignorant, self obsessed drama queens, who think they are entitled to a world of debt because they show up at random intervals to actually do their job and only call in "sick" half of the time. Sarcastic obnoxious know it alls that make it impossible for you to occupy the same place with are also present in this environment.

Compounding this excruciatingly unbearable atmosphere is the person who calls himself your "manager." Managers are easy to identify because they contribute absolutely nothing positive to the workplace environment and only exacerbate stressful situations, which are always in abundance there.

The single most obvious way to identify that you are at work is the omnipresent regret you experience there from not listening to your parents when they told you to apply yourself more in school, so that you might have a real career someday.

I want to eat rat poison because my manager called, and he needs me to come in on my day-off again to work...

by itsme1 December 13, 2012

Work bukake

When your coworkers all leave early sticking you alone to do a project.

Dude you wanna go out for drinks? I'd love to but I just got a work bukake.

by Bondjohnston May 17, 2016

Ground work

Ground work, aka, laying the foundations, is the process of developing an early stage relationship between two attracted persons in order to pursue a person for sexual activities and/or a relationship

person a; "So whats happening with you and rebecca?

Person b; "Not much at the moment, I've been laying down some good ground work, so hopefully it'll (sex) happen soon
person a; "What do you mean?"
person b; "Sent her a few cheeky texts and I speak to her on facebook alot"

by Absolutegrafter December 17, 2011

Fag Work

When government employees get paid to stand around holding their dicks. Or a Synonym to Bitch Work .

"Man, my boss has got me doing the fag work today. "

by Mikey Fresh506 May 20, 2020

peice of work

A bold and brash action perceived as rude or unjust; totally unbelievable move; unexpected move due to it's lack of common sense; rude remark

Just a friend boy comes over with flowers on Valentines Day and girl says, "Go home! I am trying to get ahold of my boyfriend (who should have been here already)..."
Just a friend boy says"you're some peice of work"

by scottie2hottyism June 18, 2011

Welcome to LA now get the fuck to work!

What one yells out loud to ones self and to others in their car in the morning hours between 6:30 a.m. and 9 a.m. when going to play golf on a weekday morning with friends while everyone else on the road is trying to get to work, worried about being late to their job in the heavy stand still traffic in the greater Los Angeles area, because of the greater than average number of people who moves to Los Angeles because the weather is so great and can't afford to take a day off due to high real estate prices. You and your friends on the other hand could care less about the traffic because you are on your way to play golf and want everyone else to burn in it by exclaiming this.

"Hey So in SO I just got a new $500.00 driver and a new set of irons, and Oh check out that poor bastard cursing the traffic on the 405 south who probably has another 30 miles to drive before he gets to his job," Oh well, "Welcome to LA now get the fuck to work!" HA ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

by Scollar January 15, 2013

work break

Brief interval between answering/generating funny/rude email, checking portfolio/bank balances, chatting, shopping online, checking messengers, playing online games, getting coffee/snacks/gossip/jokes in breakroom, updating resume', smoking/snorting/chewing/shooting/huffing while appearing busy to superiors at current place of employment

'brb, Fearless Leader is heading this way, gotta take a work break'

by MYCRFT May 23, 2005