chilling with doug

to go smoke marijuana. used by teenagers to fool ones parents into thinking it is some friend they do not know or a nickname for another friend.

Son - "Hey Mom, we're chilling with doug later."
Mom - "Who's Doug?"
Son - "He's a friend from out of town."
Mom - "Oh, ok. Have fun!"

by smd121314 March 6, 2010

Pro with that

Illustrates one's happiness or acceptance of a situation. Much like "I'm good with that" or "I'm okay with that".

Corinne: Hey, want to head up to Brainard Lake?
Emily: I'm pro with that.

by catyqueen July 29, 2010

rocks with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Potatoes with mouths."

Even better than "Potatoes with mouths" because potatoes can act as a conductor of electricity -- rocks just sit there.

Those people are so stupid, they are like rocks with mouths.

by D9 GM September 2, 2010

hazleton with cheese

A form of mutal masturbation, in which a yeast infected woman hangs by her feet, while a man mastubates her. He catches soft yeast falling from her vagina on his penis, and she uses it as lubricant, to masturbate his penis.

pervert: I love your fishy stank all over my cock.

bitch: Hope you enjoy it, I didn't clean my snatch for several weeks.

pervert: The hazleton with cheese is the bomb.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

fighting with William

An unusual reference to rough masturbation.

Albert - 'Hey Fredrick, what took you so long?'
Fredrick - 'Sorry man, was just fighting with William'

by Alejandro 1978 July 7, 2011

Shit with eyes

a dishonest, untrustworthy person

John failed to pay his share of the rent again. He's a shit with eyes.

by BC_Girl August 13, 2011

Tea With Creamer

This requires two males; though not necessarily consensual. One male has to have a mustache so that his partner may expel his semen into it. In this brew, the cream is served before the tea. Then the man who ejaculated into his partner's mustache gives it a thorough rinse with his urine.

Tim regretted going through the trouble of grooming his bushy mustache after Charles gave him Tea With Creamer.

by The Creamery September 9, 2011