Wet Shovel

When a guy is having sex with a girl and accidentally slips his dick out of her vagina and into her ass causing her to shit all over his dick.

Dude, me and that chick, Emily, were going at it, and when I slipped out and ended up getting the wet shovel.

by KamikazeTaxi April 19, 2010

wet carrot

a carrot used for masturbation purposes and becomes wet as a result

Mary was really horny and used a carrot to pleasure herself. Then offered me the use of her wet carrot, but I was afraid she had an STD.

by SparkleAndShine10 November 27, 2011

Wet dream

When you wake up with a boner

Bruh, I had a dream that I had sex with a hottie and I got a wet dream

Eww what the hell dude?

by Kidswillbekids May 28, 2019

wet tissue

worse than a wet blanket...no substance

dat girl be worse den a wet blanket, she be a wet tissue. damn no substance

by superhyphyhyphyhyphy May 5, 2010

wet as fuck

a girl that gets horny and wet because of a guy/girl
fuck yea!

i'm wet as fuck and it feels soooo goood

by idiotkabitchfukk September 22, 2007

Wet Amos

A Wet Amos is when one wets a finger, generally the pinky, in saliva and then unsuspectingly inserts it into the anal region of a warm blooded creature. All stink, no pink and the signature one digit differentiate this maneuver from the Shocker;

Wet Willy's southside cousin.

1.) "A Wet Amos is a horrible way to wake up."
2.) "I gave a Fluffy a Wet Amos and then rubbed my finger on your pillow."

by Uzanna February 13, 2008

wet-stiffys

sex without a condom
really hot sex
slime
blow job

boy 1: man I fucked this girl Saturday and she gave me some wet-stiffys.
Boy 2: Lucky bastard
boy 1: yeah I'm that pimpin
boy 2: ahhhhhhhhhhh
boy 1: skeetttt

by kayleen....seli May 6, 2008