slap the weiner

Stroking the penis until it squirts

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.

by #wherestroy February 3, 2018

Soup can weiner

A penis that is very thick, round and short. Shares the likeness of a soup can.

“Have you seen Trevor’s dick? He’s got a soup can weiner.”

by Rothers2002 November 16, 2018

Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020

The Soggy Weiner Game

Similar to the soggy bisquit game. But with women. The first woman get a frozen solid hotdog then masturbates with it to orgasm. Then passes it to the next who does the same. Who ever pulls out the limp weiner (defrosted) must eat it.

Oh man, I heard Cheryl had to eat the weiner after playing The Soggy Weiner Game last night.

by Osiris007 December 26, 2023

Roast beef weiner

A penis that penetrates the Roast beef Vagina during intercourse

“ can I have that roast beef weiner inside my roast beef ?”

by Hsvdnl March 9, 2024

Coney Island weinering

The act of shitting diarrhea on a woman’s chest, then proceeding to titty fuck her.

Gavin: I gave brads mom a Coney Island weinering last night.

Tye: what’s that?

Gavin: it’s when you diarrhea on her chest then titty fuck her.

by Coors Drinker 69 June 16, 2024

Oogly boogly weezer beezers

Part of "Nickel's Gibberish", a running gag in Battle for Dream Island in which Nickel would say something silly/nonsensical when being excited or scared. Clock it, Nickel, even if you were extremely ugly in BFDIA 23.

X: I didn't like that...
Nickel: Oogly boogly weezer beezers!

by t0ast3r_t0mat0 March 14, 2026