bless ur heart

A phrase used mostly on the south simply to politely inform someone of just how stupid they are.

You have no idea where you are right now and you need directions to the nearest Walmart... well, Bless ur heart. It's right across the street!

by Bro kinda job January 21, 2023

ur mans pans

on the same level as ur granpap a trap but worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined

josef: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian lol
jennifer: ur mans pans

josefs head explodes and his heart is sent to the the sun and burns

by rtyuiopoiuygfdfvbnjkoiu May 16, 2018

Ur mom mom

a mom that says and laughs at ur mom jokes

Kid: ugh no one in this world is smart
ur mom mom: ur mom is

by ZlatBurger November 15, 2021

See ur LIFE

when something bad has happen to someone

"See ur LIFE why did you mess with meliah?!" Jay shouted

by Ghetto GYAL with a GYATT October 20, 2023

ur mate straight

A insult so bad it can cause anything to instantly do the worse thing it can do, like explode real bad or something.

1: ur mum gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: ur grandpap a trap
1: ur sisters a mister
2: ur brother a mother
1: ur mate straight
*The large hadron collider creates a black hole and swallows everything*

by s t a r May 13, 2018

ur-BAN dicktionary

the title for people that were banned for saying sex related things. they are urban dicks.

friend: i saw an ur-BAN dicktionary earlier today
me: wow, what did he say?
friend: a city is a type of sex when you do vore and throw a fetus

by [{(KAT)}] October 27, 2020

ur mums pussy

ur mums pussy is so hot

i enjoyed fucking ur mums pussy last night

by Rjehehehehe September 16, 2022