TWAT

another word for a pussy or vagina.

lick my twat now bitch

by bitch January 6, 2007

twat-cicle

the male organ,used for reproduction. Penis,cock,dick.

"Oh girl love the way my twat-cicle feels deep inside her"

by love2ride August 2, 2006

Twat-vampire

The act of eating a twat(Beaver, Vagina) while the female is on her menstrual cycle(rag, .) .

P-tec like to do what.....when she's on her what....hes a twat-vampire.

by Mc gross June 26, 2009

Twat Hat

The act of inserting one's head into a gaping vagina, as if to wear as a hat or mask.

She had a bit of a clown's pocket, so the only way forward was the twat hat.

by The Royal Tenenclams April 26, 2010

oven twat

A fat woman's vagina. Fat women tend to have slightly hotter vaginas than skinny women, hence; a twat like an oven.

I know she's ugly, but I'll still fuck her. You know she's got an oven twat.

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

Twat Fizzle

A person who is a twat to everyone else and nice to people who are even bigger twats to other people.

Melanie is a Twat Fizzle.

by Jason Miller December 24, 2006

Toffee Nosed Twat

Often used by Liverpool Football Club supporters to describe Everton Football Club supporters. Everton are known as the toffees due to toffees being thrown into the crowd many years ago.

Have you heard that bitter toffee nosed twat?

I fucking hate andy gray the toffee nosed twat!

by Scouse Mouse October 14, 2009