A twat waffle is the wet imprint left on the sheets after a good hard fucking. for those of you who still dont know what im talkin about its when the sheets sticks to her ASS and leaves that funnie imprint on the sheets!!! not sum fuked up waffle being inserted in the pussy tainting were we have to eat. Or reverting to partial canilism and eatin poeple body parts and shit!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!!!!

last nite i made her cum so many times there was a huge twat waffle on the sheets when we were done.

I'm gonna make that bitch cum all over, all you gonna see is twat waffles for miles

twat waffle by stubbyzeller April 13, 2009

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Twat Block

Twat blocking is when a girls friends hang around , continue being annoyance, and otherwise prevent a guy from making his way with his chic.
Cunt Blocked, Bitch Blocked, Cherry Blocked,Vag Block,

(1) Patrick was twat blocked by Becky's friends.
(2) After dinner and a movie Jennie and Patrick returned to Jennie's room to find 3 of her friends waiting with the movie "The Devil Wears Prada" and a bowl of Pop Corn. Patrick Said, Damn I just got "Fucking Twat Blocked"
(3) John had blue ball because he had just been Twat Blocked by Cynthia's friends.

Twat Block by yarden1234567 October 30, 2008

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twat rocket

when your lady quiffs so hard with enough force to propel her tampon into your mouth as you lick her pussy

Sara did a twat rocket last night so hard I chipped a tooth.

twat rocket by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

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twat waffle

Interchangeable with "Pussy Whipped". When a female has such a hold on you as to make your penis resemble a waffle when she releases it from the grip of her iron-like vagina.

Mark is such a Twat Waffle. He can't even fart without Heather's permission.

twat waffle by Aerianne Fairchilde December 14, 2008

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