When you get too "turnt up" or before the main portion of an event, and end up missing the whole main event due to being unconscious or too fucked up to remember anything.
John and I smoked a blunt and sipped on lean before the juicy j show, but John ended up getting pre-turnt before juicy j even came on stage. John missed the whole show.
I went to a New Years party but got pre turnt before midnight and woke up in the next year.
I went to a New Years party but got pre turnt before midnight and woke up in the next year.
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A sex move. To wit: You get down on your back, and you spin around. Then you take your "bow staff" and you stick it in the other guy's asshole.
And then you eat pizza.
And then you eat pizza.
Things were getting kind of stale between Nick and Aaron, so Aaron decided to break out the Reverse Ninja Turtle and it was like it was the first time again.
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Get the one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck mug.The act of opening a co-worker's CD drive and then flipping over their mouse, whilst calling out "Disco...turtle". This is done only for the purpose of annoying them.
The actions may be performed either by themselves or together, but if performed together, "Disco" always precedes "Turtle".
The actions may be performed either by themselves or together, but if performed together, "Disco" always precedes "Turtle".
Ethan leans over Brandon's computer while he is talking to Lucas. Ethan hits the open button on Brandon's CD drive and calls out "Disco!" and then flips his mouse over, calling out "Turtle!"
Brandon says, "Dammit, I got Disco Turtled!"
Brandon says, "Dammit, I got Disco Turtled!"
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I'm finna slide through the hood and pick up this Turf Bug so i kan swack her down. Refer to DonDiegos's Dead Man talking Album.. song title: Turf Bugs
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