Tuna power

A rare power help by only the filthiest of them all. Tuna power. Can be activated and deactivated when necassery. Make sure you remember to turn it off in the following circumstances:

When meeting hot dick

When at a job interview

Feel free to charge up your tuna power when near the coast.

Can be easily activated by violently opening your legs and saying 'tuna power, activate.'

Can be easily activated by doing the opposite.

Yo look at that hot dick

Megan 'tuna power deactivate'
Izzy 'tuna power deactivate'

Megan 'sorted?'
Izzy 'sorted.'

(Based on real events)

by Sophie lambert September 11, 2016

wounded tuna

When a girl is on her period! Anyone that offshore fishes knows when you catch a tuna and you gaff it, it bleeds like a son of a bitch. So stay clear if your not ready for the mess

Him: I want fuck you so bad! Her: I can't, I have the wounded tuna right now

by jsurf October 28, 2019

Tuna punch

a Punch in the vagina of a greasy person

Hey Dave go tuna punch Brooke it’ll be funny

by Aiether January 5, 2019

Heat Seeking Tuna Missile

The thing in my pants.

See above for the example for: Heat Seeking Tuna Missile.

by newby0713 December 9, 2009

Hairy Tuna

A girls vagina that is very hairy ,unshaven. Also she has a dirty snatch that smells fishy.

Wow that girl I was with last night had a serious case of( hairy tuna).

by Boots and puss May 27, 2016

Tuna waffles

He emailed me a picture of himself. He's just sitting there looking all confused. He's tuna waffles.

Tuna from acan mixed with mayo and green olives, heated up in the microwave or stop top, then spread ontop of fresh hot waffles.

An individual that knows how to get on your nerves without even doing anything; Tuna waffles.

by SAHVANARGI January 25, 2022

Tuna

A Jack of all trades, master of ALL. Somebody who is good at everything at life. His life might make you think he is a nerd, but don’t be fooled… his handsome build and personality with quick wit has charmed many girls, but he decides to focus on the one worth his level

My god, you got the personality of Tuna

by Saruhhhhhh July 23, 2025