turd crimp 

1. (noun) A radial deformation in an otherwise linear feces, occuring due to the application of sphicter force.

2. (adjective) A derogatory term applied to a person or other source of temporary irritation.

1. "When my sister unexpectedly banged on the bathroom door, it caused an involuntary turd crimp."

2. "That fricken turd crimp gave my sister a Philly Fake Out last night."

turd crimp by Chris J June 18, 2004

Turd Bugular 

A "Turd Bugular is a person who breaks into someone eles home and breaks or steals all of their shit and procedes to do the person in the ass after he does this and then leaves once he is done with the but rapping.

Someon brok into Bob's house and stole everything he had and before leaving was dond in the ass. True story

Turd Bugular by Gan May 17, 2003

turd fuck 

too shove shit in a women's pussy, and then fuck her

i love turd fucks

turd fuck by stefleta September 5, 2003

Turd-Slurpee

A slurpee made of shit. High in fiber

yeah, lemme get a snickers and a turd-slurpee. Kingsize

Turd-Slurpee by Anhedoniac November 22, 2003

turd ring 

The sphincter muscle of the human anatomy.
Commonly referred to as "the ass-hole"

"Hey darling, tonight im gonna give your 'turd ring' a good
stretching with my dick."

turd ring by bgdeee December 31, 2007

Turd Burglar

A diehard Go Green, recycling, Food Reconstitution Mainiac that consumes feces

If you don't stop eating shit, they're gonna put you in Atascadero State Hospital ya fuckin' turd burglar!

Turd Burglar by Doctor Bunghole October 16, 2008

Turd programmer 

Someone who potty trains or teaches animals, children or adults how to use the bathroom.

That dog has been poopin' all over the house! Dammit, Mable, call in a turd programmer!

Turd programmer by DoctorShockwave January 25, 2009