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(meanwhile democrats be illegalizing all sorts of firearms)
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(meanwhile democrats be illegalizing all sorts of firearms)
Project pat: " I’m going to tell you a story about a Hugh Hefner situation. Hugh Hefner had a birthday party and when I say this I’m not proud of this, this was a period in my life where I had made a mistake, I had gotten incarcerated and I just got out. When I got out maybe a month later I was at the Hugh Hefner birthday party and all the actors, I’m talking Vin Diesel, every last one of them. A lot of stuff don’t impress me, what impresses me is a dude that’s smart, somebody with brains. If you’re an actor or whatever, I don’t know how you do what you do and I’m going to say, “Oh that dude’s smart,” that impresses me. I’m not really a groupie towards nobody, but there’s one dude that I was like, “I can’t believe he here.” When I saw him, I was like a giddy bitch. Donald Trump was there. I’m a Donald Trump groupie."
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