touching cloth 

The need to defecate.

Got to go, I'm touching cloth

touching cloth by Farquar-Large April 25, 2003

Touchy 

When a person gets curious of something and they touch it.

The baby was getting all touchy of the teenage sister's things.

Touchy by Savesomeenergy April 28, 2011

touch grass

a noice action you can do to not be a lol gamer

can i ples touch grass?

touch grass by nike kicks November 2, 2021

touched the floor 

From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.

He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.

touched the floor by Mike D. Scott May 17, 2006

D-Toucher 

A man who likes to touch wangers.

"The dude over there is a D-Toucher!"

D-Toucher by Amy and Kiel December 16, 2007

Tuppy-toucher 

An adult male/female who is attracted to prepubescent girls.

Did you hear our old teacher Mr Galvin is a proper tuppy-toucher?

Tuppy-toucher by kotokonjo September 7, 2014

kid toucher 

someone who touches little boys for enjoyment that are named Josh

josh is a kid toucher

kid toucher by nonćè patroller September 6, 2020