brown-noser

Alike to the term ass kisser, brown-noser is a person who obviously has his/her head to close to the dirty arse of some person (or something).

Tony Blair has his head stuck up Bush's conservative arse, such a fucking brown-noser.

by Dammo June 7, 2004

code brown

The moment you realize that precious time is a wasting before you poop yourself.

I was in a meeting and suddenly code brown arose, needless to say I ran to the bathroom like a sprinter and made a fast and furious platter of brownies.

by humphreyj January 15, 2009

Derren Brown

Marvellous, somewhat cryptic yet challenging man. Uses psychology to create astounding mind trickery.

Isn't that Derren Brown marvellous? Why yes, I believe you're right.

by Binky The Doormat January 15, 2004

brown starfish

1) asshole in need of washing; so dirty the skin becomes permanently brown
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock

If not for her brown starfish, she would have felt my love in a whole new way

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

luke brown

The art of arranging a party or event in honour of oneself, only to not turn up as you feel you are too cool.

"Katie didn't pitch up to her party last night..."

"yeah she did a Luke Brown"

by Dangerous Dave 5 November 3, 2013

jacob brown

Swag ass dude, always has hoes and is the hook up if you need drugs or ass

Now he's like Jacob Brown.

by Ninjamonkey23 March 29, 2017

Brown Bank

A term used to describe a toilet.

"I just made a deposit at the brown bank"

by Feltch McFlop March 27, 2009