by MzHfrommo June 12, 2019
by Harold_64 July 13, 2022
by Big Gig May 26, 2019
You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.
by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids January 27, 2016
When one offers a taste of food to an acquaintance or friend, and they enjoy far more of the food than the intended offer was
by TooterMcGaving February 16, 2023
by FelineRando June 24, 2024
to "bite and bake to gold" is to cut corners and expect everything to turn out well. For example, when baking bread, you can eat ("bite") some of the bread dough, but still bake it "to gold" (golden brown) and having eaten it doesn't matter. usually people use this negatively- i.e."it's not something you can bite and bake to gold"- to essentially mean "don't cut corners".
"Hey, Dr. Bam, do you think I have to sanitize this scalpel?"
"Obviously you do, surgery isn't something you can just bite and bake to gold."
"Obviously you do, surgery isn't something you can just bite and bake to gold."
by pumkinbread55 January 08, 2024