tech tyke

A middle aged man child who uses expensive gadgets to cause chaos or damage to the area around him, often without an understanding of the underlying technology. See Script Kiddie.

Ugh... The tech tykes messed up the gas sign. Someone aught to poison their supply chain.
--or--
The tech tykes are trying to use responsible disclosure to validate their irresponsible disclosure of vulnerabilities.

by Saint90s May 18, 2023

New tech

Something that doesnt deserve to exist.

Me: BRO this new tech sucks ASS man!

Bobby: Can agree with you man.

by PencilBuzz June 26, 2022

Georgia Tech

They taxidermy rats

Georgia Tech, they taxidermy rats.

by AngryRat September 19, 2022

Complē-Tech

1. A consulting firm full of highly nerdy, and specialized professionals that emphasize quality at all stages of an engagement.

2. A business who's name is mispronounced 99.99% of the time

I contracted Complē-Tech to provide low-voltage systems integration suggestions and support, but wound up being so good, that I was able to take a 3 month vacation and never needed to be bothered until the project was done.

by T9xbeatngu March 23, 2023

tech no. pull

Acquiring or pulling the phone number of a person of the opposite sex by means of technology.

Lauren: ...Sounds like a good enough reason for me. Is it okay if I bring my roommate and maybe one other girl?

Elliot: A thats cool. Perfect. Think you can find it? Here is my number if you have questions 812-639-7523

Lauren: Probably not lol. I'm terrible with directions. I'll try my best though. I'll text you so you have mine as well.

Elliot: "That's my second tech no. pull this month."

by lug nut October 9, 2009

jp tech

Another saying that retarded new gens say (it’s supposed to be boost tech)

FlingingJordan: This jp tech is op for yoinks!
Sackboy1055: nigga shut the fuck up.

by OkGlobal/t_rashhhh May 20, 2021

Out-tech

to do well or outperform in technology when compared to others.

OMG! My son was able to figure out how to reset the child safety setting that I activated on the internet browser. This is what I get for trying to out-tech a teenager.

by Davellin June 2, 2023