taint team

when a prosecutor needs to get between a prick and an asshole.

In order to preserve evidence integrity, Mueller used a taint team to execute a warrant against Michael Cohen—bringing him one step closer to a courtroom.

by Uncle Joosie June 10, 2018

Taint

The word that can be used for 2 meanings:
- The runway on a male and female.
- An intence flavor.

"Wow look at that taint!"
"Damn, these candies are so taint!"
"That taint is very taint!"

by Breadedchicken January 14, 2009

Taint

1. to emit a strong offensive smell.

2. to be offensive to honesty or propriety; to be in extremely bad repute or disfavor.

3. Informal. to be disgustingly inferior.

"I don't want to be rude, but your breath is taint".

by Insane Shayne October 9, 2008

Paint the Taint

When a girl licks the area around your ass during a blow job.

To "Paint the Taint".

by CGJohnMack November 28, 2005

Taking Grandma to Applebee's

Sex. Cheap, dirty sex.

Term dubbed by Conan O'Brien 11-9-2010

You better be taking grandma to applebee's this weekend, dude.

by sarcasticbitch23 November 18, 2010

taint

An alcoholic drink consisting of cheap vodka, lemonade, sprite, and a dash of cherry coke.

Lets go down to the BC and make a wet taint.

by Meredith Hall April 18, 2006

Taint Lick

Someone with a insatiable appetite for licking the area between your nuts & corn hole.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had a taint lick clean up my zone.

by Doyle February 18, 2004